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June 30, 2006

Rugby Song - Days of the Week

Posted June 30, 2006 11:31 AM by J.Cruz | Rugby Songs

This one is a little more ribald than the Jesus song...heck, it's downright obscene!

Can it even be rightly called a song? I'm not sure. We invariably just end up yelling each "verse" at the top of our lungs and splashing beer on one another.

Days of the Week

Leader: Monday is a finger day!
Ruggers: Monday is a finger day!
L: Monday is a finger day!
R: Monday is a finger day!
L: Is everybody happy?!?
R: you bet your ass we're happy.
All: Tra-la-la-la-la-lalalalalla.

(put beer on head and spin in a circle acting all queer.)

L: Tuesday is a wanking day!
R: Tuesday is a wanking day!
L: Monday is a finger day!
R: Monday is a finger day!
L: Is everybody happy?!?
R: you bet your ass we're happy.
All: Tra-la-la-la-la-lalalalalla.

(put beer on head and potentially drip some on your sweaty head.)

L: Wednesday is a fisting day!
R: Wednesday is a fisting day!
L: Tuesday is a wanking day!
R: Tuesday is a wanking day!
L: Monday is a finger day!
R: Monday is a finger day!
L: Is everybody happy?!?
R: you bet your ass we're happy.
All: Tra-la-la-la-la-lalalalalla.

(put beer on head and spin around while holding a cigarette in your hand and taking a drag.)

L: Thursday is a fucking day!
R: Thursday is a fucking day!
L: Wednesday is a fisting day!
R: Wednesday is a fisting day!
L: Tuesday is a wanking day!
R: Tuesday is a wanking day!
L: Monday is a finger day!
R: Monday is a finger day!
L: Is everybody happy?!?
R: you bet your ass we're happy.
All: Tra-la-la-la-la-lalalalalla.

(put a beer on your head and spin around while saying the ABC's backwards to yourself.)

L: Friday is a drinking day!
R: Friday is a drinking day!

(pause here for social drink)

L: Thursday is a fucking day!
R: Thursday is a fucking day!
L: Wednesday is a fisting day!
R: Wednesday is a fisting day!
L: Tuesday is a wanking day!
R: Tuesday is a wanking day!
L: Monday is a finger day!
R: Monday is a finger day!
L: Is everybody happy?!?
R: you bet your ass we're happy.
All: Tra-la-la-la-la-lalalalalla.

(put beer on head and...oh nevermind...you get the point.)

L: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
R: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
L: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
R: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
L: Friday is a drinking day!
R: Friday is a drinking day!

(pause here for social chug)

L: Thursday is a fucking day!
R: Thursday is a fucking day!
L: Wednesday is a fisting day!
R: Wednesday is a fisting day!
L: Tuesday is a wanking day!
R: Tuesday is a wanking day!
L: Monday is a finger day!
R: Monday is a finger day!
L: Is everybody happy?!?
R: you bet your ass we're happy.
All: Tra-la-la-la-la-lalalalalla.

(put beer on head and spin in a circle acting all gay.)

L: Sunday is the Lord's day.
R: Sunday is the Lord's day.

(genuflect or kneel for a moment and pause as if you are saying a prayer to God and thanking him for this lovely game of Rugby and all the cameraderie and gamesmanship it affords)

L: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
R: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
L: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
R: SATURDAY IS A RUGBY DAY!!
L: Friday is a drinking day!
R: Friday is a drinking day!

(pause here for social drink)

L: Thursday is a fucking day!
R: Thursday is a fucking day!
L: Wednesday is a fisting day!
R: Wednesday is a fisting day!
L: Tuesday is a wanking day!
R: Tuesday is a wanking day!
L: Monday is a finger day!
R: Monday is a finger day!
L: Is everybody happy?!?
R: you bet your ass we're happy.
All: Tra-la-la-la-la-lalalalalla.

(put beer on head and spin for the last time, this time act all butch and pretend that you're not really singing by yelling at the top of your lungs.)

Comments (18) |

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what about the lost verse: Every day is Gryphon's Day?

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Absolutely, TeddyP. "Every day is Gryphons' Day!", and substitute your team name, while everyone screaming at the top of their lungs and loving every minute of rugby!

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